- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS
My god I’m going to see that photoshopped fake nude of Emma Watson non stop for the next 24 hours right?
It’s fake people. Seriously. It’s a photo shop:
God I wish people weren’t so fucking gross and awful.
proud of the people i follow because i have not even seen it once on my dash
Yes, I reblogged it to warn others it was a fake, but THIS IS THE REAL PICTURE PLEASE TAKE NOTE
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies
You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified