• me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
  • me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

(Source: versacesquad, via ryachu)

letitgoleviosa:

ben-lyintous:

quillandapple:

My god I’m going to see that photoshopped fake nude of Emma Watson non stop for the next 24 hours right?

It’s fake people. Seriously. It’s a photo shop:

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God I wish people weren’t so fucking gross and awful.

proud of the people i follow because i have not even seen it once on my dash

Yes, I reblogged it to warn others it was a fake, but THIS IS THE REAL PICTURE PLEASE TAKE NOTE

(via congradulashayela)

,,

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng, via congradulashayela)

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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(via dutchster)

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

(via professorbutterscotch)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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(via jeradactyl)